I am a cis woman, late-to-the-party lesbian, mother of children who both do and don’t conform to society’s definition of normalĀ (and may or may not be able to walk depending on the day and what walking means to you), dog nut, farmer, unapologetic feminist, orphan, disappointed adoptee, survivor, both nice person and total bitch, perpetual student, as complicated and simple as I care to be. I am all the things and I know a few things. You may or may not agree with me, but whatcha know…here you are anyway.